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Kissing Jessica Jones

May 26, 2020

Trish has been making poor decisions for longer than we realize. Dorothy commiserates with another parent of an ungrateful child. Jessica struggles with college life (I know, right?). Jessica’s boyfriend “gives her” an iconic piece of clothing.

This episode contains:

  • A dude with one of those Mason/Tanner/Cooper...


May 19, 2020

Jessica and a handsome gentleman engage in behavior that will certainly result in a UTI. Malcolm takes a day trip to Empire State University. Trish attempts to smash the patriarchy and then vomits immediately out of disgust.

 

This episode contains:

  • Raven (from Teen Titans)
  • A “wedding” ring
  • A drippy, but delicious,...


May 12, 2020

Jessica realizes her actions have consequences. Trish gives a non-answer to a fairly important question. Malcom gets nasty.

This episode contains

  • Jail
  • A stolen then subsequently destroyed TV
  • A recap of several storylines from Melrose Place
  • A discussion of daddies and papis
  • A thoroughly uneventful trip to the aquarium


May 5, 2020

I’ve decided to write a brief little two lines in the style of a Netflix episode description.

Jessica’s search for the mystery woman yields unexpected results. Malcolm gets closer and closer to getting an STI. Trish makes poor decisions.

This episode contains

  • A tabloid
  • An absent imbecile
  • A RuPaul cameo
  • Trish’s...


May 1, 2020

We’ve talked about it enough that we figured we’d try to fully recap everything we could remember about Melrose Place (the 90s one) so we can stop talking about it. Luckily, there’s a twenty minute time limit. Enjoy!

Note: This episode contains us discussing rather serious topics (alcoholism, drunk...