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Kissing Jessica Jones

Jun 30, 2020

Jessica reunites with an old “friend.” We meet a new character who dies by the end of the episode. Trish’s master plan is finally revealed!

This episode entails

  • An ominous slow clap
  • A summary of Batman: Arkham Knight
  • Pseudo noble BS
  • A cover of “I Want Your Cray Cray”
  • A sloppy kidnapping
  • An appendage with a...

Jun 23, 2020

Alisa starts a rendition of The Cell Block Tango. Trish and Malcolm are like, together now, or something? Jessica reminisces about family vacations to the no-tell motel.

This XL episode features

  • Edward Scissorhands
  • A sober-by-circumstance Trish
  • Shawshank Prison
  • An accusation of subterfuge by a felon
  • A bro who lifts

Jun 16, 2020

Have you ever been to Tokyo? Trish runs out of juice. Malcom ran off into the sunset and is not in this episode. Jessica and Alisa catch a bus.

This episode contains

  • Yet another Melrose Place comparison
  • A dissection of people coming back from the dead and how it never goes well
  • Some potty mouth
  • An inhalant that...

Jun 9, 2020

Trish decides she’s going to take others down with her. Jessica and a special guest take a three hundred dollar taxi ride. Jeri’s scheming and scamming.

This episode features

  • A Tarantangent
  • A blind review of MIB: International
  • An impromptu recap of The Green Mile
  • Different words for underclothing
  • A homosexual...